gabrielmayfire:

dink-182:

theblossomingsub:

xblvck:

temptress-tears:


why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.


Amen.

Preach. I’m always a big spoon!

Its always fun being the little spoon. She has the chance to grope whatever she wants, plus its sort of like shes my jetpack.

Jetpack girlfriends are the best

gabrielmayfire:

dink-182:

theblossomingsub:

xblvck:

temptress-tears:

why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.

Amen.

Preach.
I’m always a big spoon!

Its always fun being the little spoon. She has the chance to grope whatever she wants, plus its sort of like shes my jetpack.

Jetpack girlfriends are the best

(Source: kydneybeans, via raiseyourfistandyell)

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(via maelstrorn)